The Curse of the Fleshy Tomatoes
It seems I have a curse. I love tomatoes on my sandwiches and burgers. However, as of lately it seems whenever I go to Wendy's or a sandwich place, I get the green, fleshy butt end of the tomato. It ruins the whole meal in my opinion. That is just like when people (my Mother) add nuts to everything. I hate nuts. And what is up with celery in potato salad? If I would have known there was more celery in the potato salad, I would have named it "Celery Salad." Morons.
2 Comments:
Then they say you can't taste the celery or nuts. Why do they do it then? I hear ya bro.
This is my favorite blog post ever. Tomatoes should never be green or crunchy, and why don't they just throw away the ends of them like I do when I slice my own? I also agree when it comes to nuts. Why would anyone want little rocks in their brownies?
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